I have no soul and I’m cursed with one hundred years bad luck. I also will never find my soulmate. (In spite of the fact that I’m happily married to the man of my dreams.) I will never be able to find employment again, and I’m sure I’m going to die in a freak accident any day now. I know all this because countless e-mails that have been forwarded to me have told me all this will happen if I “break the chain” and don’t pass on the message to everyone I know.
What pisses me off more than the sappy trite that people forward to me, is the occasional jingoistic, brainless, if-you-don’t-forward-this-you-must-hate-America garbage people sometimes send me. Sometimes these e-mails play on the emotions of people by referencing 9/11. They are typically racist, discriminatory against Muslims, non-English speaking peoples, and immigrants.
What follows is in response to all the garbage e-mails I receive, and the random garbage that’s floating around elsewhere on the Internets:
I ‘m currently living in a part of the United States where a good portion of the population speak Spanish. Because of that, I’m going to start learning Spanish. I’m not going to insist that people learn English to live in “my” country. This country is as much theirs as it is mine.
The vast majority of devout Muslims are not terrorists. The ACLU is not out to destroy religion. Being critical of our president, our government, the war, and the actions of troops serving in those wars, does not a terrorist make.
I have better things to do with my time than read and propagate garbage. Please keep it out of my inbox.